Read them once. They never change mid-game.
The chips
What's a chip, exactly?
One chip equals one tin. $30 a chip if you're at the table; $40 plus shipping if you're playing solo.
What happens if I don't spend a chip?
It stacks. Skip a month, skip a tin, whatever — unspent chips carry straight into next month, and your box rolls over as the same three tins until you change it in the members portal.
What's the Golden Chip?
Opening month only: every new subscriber gets a Golden Chip on the house — free, in your first box. After opening month, it's three chips like everyone else.
Do I have to join the club to buy a tin?
No, but we'll ask why. One tin runs $40 plus shipping — no chips, no rollover, no Golden Chip. The club's the better seat: three tins for $90, shipping already covered, chips that stack instead of expire. The lonely tin's there if that's really what you want.
Shipping
Is shipping really free every time?
Every time. No minimum spend, no “free over $50,” no fine print — every box, every month, on the house.
Leaving
Can I actually leave?
Leave whenever. No calls, no guilt — and your chips stay yours. Cancel online, same clicks as joining.
Can I pause instead of cancelling?
Sure. Pause from the members portal for as many months as you like — your seat's held, your stacked chips wait right where you left them, and nothing charges until you come back to the table.
The fine print
Anything else I should know?
Our strips contain xylitol, which is toxic to dogs — keep tins away from pets, especially dogs. And the full ingredient panel is printed on every tin, so the label's always in your hand, not just on a website.